The President must have lost his mind You're 65 years old and just received a notice that you have been drafted Senior Citizens, men and women alike are being drafted to serve in the Army. Old Soldiers Never Die is a hilarious story about a group of seniors and how they rebel against the Army and cause trouble for everyone all the way up to the President of the United States. The lead character, Ken Johnson, is in trouble beginning on the first day. He causes so many problems that he is thrown in jail and is called to testify before a Senate committee.