Eclectic eccentric essays... satirical salient stories...petulant perceptive poems. ACRONYM, (Aggregate Congressional Re-engineering Of Natural Yard Mammals) about an inept government committee the EIEIO (Environmental Interlarding Ecosystem Interloping Organization), is the first in a series of stories and essays as diverse as the blurred scenery out the car window speeding down the highway. The Evolution of Man postulates a theory that humans at some point in their evolution were hermaphrodites. Evolving, the dominant of the species was determined by mental acuity rather than physical abilities. Amidst these stories a game, Berm Bingo, a competitive scoring game based on identifying animals and found objects along the roadside. Poems interspersed throughout. "The Narcissist" a poem of our times was published in New Millennium Writings.