The Coalition of Confused Criminals is the real-life punch line of "so a cryptozoologist, his narcissistic girlfriend, and a preacher walk into a bar . . ." Kind of. Oscar and Elise have a problem. And it's the same problem as the rest of the world: they need more money. The solution? Convincing a preacher to dabble in the tiniest bit of fraud. The only thing worse than the ill-conceived plan is its execution. When they inadvertently involve a dim-witted transient, things get even stranger. What starts off as a virtually victimless crime quickly evolves into a cluster of misdeeds, untruths, and an impressive list of felonies. There is no moral to this story.