A bawdy romp through time, space and credibility; not for the young or easily offended. Tom's pointless life is upended when an unexpected visitor whisks him off on a tour of the Universe. Her mission: a lone freedom fighter to stop the Consortium exploiting and destroying... or so he thinks. Blinded by lust, he is totally unaware that his guide has an agenda of her own and is doing her best to get him killed at every opportunity. Into the mix goes a malicious mail-order company, a sex mad race of Viking rejects, a set of multi-armed scientists with a timepiece fetish, a fair amount of beer and the legend of King Arthur. Tom's only hope of staying alive is his masterful incompetence, and this holds true, right up until the very end of the Universe.