The Poetical Works of William Collins

William's words give power to the helpless, embolden the meek, provide sustenance to those that hunger, and comfort to those that fear. He's a man, he's a legend - and he can't avoid talking absolute nonsense in his biography. He still can't believe that someone would be crazy enough to publish a single word that he has written.Mother Nature neglected to provide William with a mind's eye (he has Aphantasia - Google it) so he can't see what he's trying to describe to anyone else, and he has no memory, so even if he does manage to remember what he's talking about he's forgotten it by the next chapter.William lives in Somerset, currently. He has also previously lived not in Somerset and, due to procreation, has a houseful of pet rats. That'll teach him.