All mild mannered Billy Cavanaugh wants is to marry the girl of his dreams, Susie Smith. All Susie wants is to meet Billy's family before she agrees to marry. When he finally concedes, he tries to warn her that his family is far from normal, but nothing can prepare her for the events that will unfold when they reach Wisteria Mansion. Wisteria, home to the world famous Cavanaughs, is oozing with talent, drama, pretense and secrets. As each hour of their weekend visit unfolds, Billy begins to wonder if he has made a huge mistake. Susie begins to wonder what is real and what is not. As the confusions weaves itself through the ancient halls, the hysteria that follows has them both wondering if the Cavanaughs are more insane than gifted. This is a two act play with five adult males, six adult females, and two teen-aged girls.