It's my pleasure to present the funniest graffiti from literally hundreds of the world's bathroom walls. Hello, my name is C. J. Phillips and I'm a professional graffiti hunter.
This immense collection includes the raunchiest stuff and bonus educational books on women's PS-spot, U-spot and A-spot.
Being a graffiti hunter isn't for everyone. In pursuit of the world's funniest bathroom graffiti, I've been verbally reprimanded by psychotic custodians and even locked in a bathroom, supposedly by accident.
Here's some lines from this book:
HEY VIRGINS, THANKS FOR NOTHING
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What's white and crawls up your leg? Homing sperm.
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Hormones are a big bust
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Polygamy is having more wives than you need. Monogamy is the same.
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Roses are red violets are blue, I have crabs now so do you.