TV Has Been My Guiding Light

Written for people who have been brought up by TV and are starring in a long-running series here that might not be renewed at any moment, TV Has Been My Guiding Light contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to improve their ratings with the viewing public. A way to be a series of shows that give you the guidance to where you should be channelling your energies in life to help your ratings with people.

Willidau has grown up using the TV guide as his diarrhya and learned everything he's watched to stop himself from being cancelled. Ken Willidau's philosophy is that if you only have one life to live you should put your faith in repeats, and not reincarnation, to re-live the one you could have had over and over in syndication. Willidau watches himself grow through the prime time of his life and has lived the drama, the comedy, the soap opera, the sports, and the games people play that have given him a life he'd like to live as his own, to broadcast to others. And, you'll be repeating his show of shows after you're done watching it, too.

Chapters are laid out in a series of episodes that program a life from beginning to closing credits. Among them, "Leave it to Beaver", "Happy Days", "The Fugitive", "The Strain", and "Six Feet Under" make the day a TV special presentation. The day is scheduled to show you what life could be like if you had to have one without TV, using an emcee of jokes using a series of wit, dark humour, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your day with Ken will guide you through life with a line-up of programs that make you aware of the world you are living in and what you'll think you should be if you are ever forced out into it, so you will know how to stick to script.

TV Has Been My Guiding Light is a perfect read for those time slots when you need something to sponsor your life when you've decided to pre-empt your own programming for others' viewing pleasure. Start channelling yourself.