Did you know human attacks account for a staggering 100 percent of premature deaths for witches, swamp monsters, cyborgs, and other supernatural, mutant, and exceptionally large beings?
The past millennia or so has seen not only an uptick in human attacks, but also increasingly indiscriminate victim selection. It is understandable to feel overwhelmed. From renowned preternaturalist K. E. Flann, How to Survive a Human Attack provides critical information at a critical time with chapters specifically tailored to their target audience, including:
- A Zombie's Guide to Filling the Emptiness and Moving Forward
- First-Time Haunter's Guide for Ghosts, Spirits, Poltergeists, Specters, and Wraiths
- Self-Training 101 for Werewolves: Sit, Don't Speak, Stay Alive!
- What's Happening to My Body?: Radioactive Mutants and the Safety of the Nuclear Family