Clabe Taylor stars in his own novel as an author of cheap narco-spy thrillers, struggling to break out of the bonds of literary obscurity. When the Ganja Times, a popular national magazine, agrees to publish his new serialized novel, Clabe figures he's made the big time. There's only one problem. Everything he writes about comes true shortly after publication. The CIA, the Russians, and the most powerful drug cartel in Mexico are not amused. Clabe is forced to go on the lam. He flees cross-country with his best friend Goose, a pot smoking Mexican ex-con, and a flatulent Blue Heeler. Just when you think things can't get any worse, they do